I am ... of Borg
... I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
... I am 86 of Borg: You will be..wait, my shoe is ringing.
... I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
... I am Al of Borg: Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
... I am Alvin of Borg: Dave is irrelevant.
... I am Alzheimer of Borg: Prepare to.. uh.. er..
... I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You will be annoyed!
... I am Arnold of Borg: Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
... I am Arthur Dent of Borg: What, no tea?
... I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
... I am Barclay of Borg: er.. uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile..um, er.
... I am Bart of Borg: Who the hell are you?
... I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
... I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is futile..you *will* eat my shorts!
... I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
... I am Beeblebrox of Borg: Resistance is.. Whoa! Babes!
... I am Biker Bitch of Borg: Kiss my assimilator!
... I am Blue Wave of Borg: Your tagline has been assimilated.
... I am Bobby of Borg: You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me?
... I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
... I am Bones of Borg: Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
... I am Bored of Borg: The subject is irrelevant.
... I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
... I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
... I am Borg ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³: Who are you?
... I am Borg, James Borg.
... I am Brain of Borg: When I take over the world, you will be assimilate
... I am Bud of Borg: Can I assimilate you, please, just once
... I am Bugs Bunny of Borg: What's up Collective?
... I am Bundy of Borg: No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
... I am Burns of Borg: Smithers! Assimilate them!
... I am Buttons of Borg: Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
... I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
... I am calvin of borg: Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
... I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
... I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
... I am Clinton of Borg: Campaign promises are irrelevant.
... I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
... I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
... I am Clinton of Borg: Truth is irrevelant.
... I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
... I am Conan of Borg: Can you define assimilation?
... I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
... I am Curly of Borg: Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
... I am Cyrus of Borg: You will be achy breaky assimilated.
... I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
... I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
... I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
... I am Dan Quayle of Borge: spellinge is irrellevante.
... I am Dax of Borg: My slug has been assimilated.
... I am Dino of Borg: Prepare to be fossilized.
... I am Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead, assimilate my day!
... I am DOS of Borg: Prepare.. oops, out of memory!
... I am DOS of Borg: Your sanity will be assimilated.
... I am Dot Warner of Borg: Isn't assimilation CUTE?
... I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg: Studies show you will be assimilated.
... I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
... I am Dude of Borg: Prepare to be.. Whoa! Babes!!!
... I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
... I am dyslexic of Borg: Prepare to have your ass laminated.
... I am E.T. of Borg: Home is irrelevant.
... I am Eastwood of Borg: Do you feel assimilated, *punk* ???
... I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love you!
... I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
... I am Ernest of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
... I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
... I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
... I am Flintstone of Borg: You will be yabbadabbasimilated
... I am Foghorn of Borg: Boy, I said, boy.. prepare to be assimilated.
... I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
... I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Resistance is like a box of chocolates
... I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
... I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!
... I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you *will* be assimilated.
... I am Gardener of Borg: Resistance is fertile.
... I am Garfield of Borg: Furballs are irrelevant.
... I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna is irrelevent.
... I am Gates of Borg: Speed is irrelevant!
... I am Gates of Borg: We will assimilate you in 1994. No, '95. No, '96
... I am Geordi of Borg: I still can't get any women!
... I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
... I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
... I am God of Borg: There *will* be light.
... I am Gomer of Borg: Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
... I am HAL of Borg: Stop Dave.. and prepare to be assimilated.
... I am Hamlet of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
... I am Hamlet, prince of Borg: Prepare to be or not to be!
... I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
... I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
... I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
... I am Heisenberg of Borg: You might be assimilated.
... I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
... I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
... I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you.. assimilated?
... I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
... I am Homer of Borg: You will be askg..assig..DOH!!!
... I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be..OOooooo! Donuts!!!
... I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
... I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
... I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
... I am Hugh of Borg: We want Troi. Geordi is our friend.
... I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
... I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated.
... I am Jordon of Borg: Gravity is irrelevant.
... I am Kelly of Borg: Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
... I am Kelly of Borg: Can I oh, you know what I mean.
... I am Kes of Borg: I've never assimilated in a nebula.
... I am Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee..
... I am Kirk of Borg: You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
... I am Lancelot of Borg: Resistance is feudal.
... I am LAPD of Borg: You will be beaten into assimilation!
... I am Lennon of Borg: Imagine there's no assimilation ..
... I am LeQuetus of Borg: You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
... I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
... I am Letterman of Borg: Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
... I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
... I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
... I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
... I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
... I am Locutus of Borg: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
... I am Locutus of Borg: This tagline is irrelevant.
... I am Locutus of Borg: Your hair will be assimilated.
... I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated..brother.
... I am Madonna of Borg: Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
... I am Maren Gilzer of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
... I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
... I am Microsoftus of Borg: Prepare to be slowed down.
... I am Moderator of Borg: Prepare to be netmailed
... I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevent.
... I am Moderator of Borg: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
... I am Moe of Borg: Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
... I am Moe of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
... I am Moe of Borg: Why you..I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
... I am Moe of Borg: Why you..I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
... I am Murphy of Borg: Anything that can be assimilated will be.
... I am Neelix of Borg: Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
... I am neither human nor Borg: I am Hugh-Man!
... I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
... I am Number 6 of Borg: Why I resigned is irrelevant.
... I am Number Five of Borg: Prepare to be disassembled!
... I am Obi Wan of Borg: Killing me is futile.
... I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile
... I am Pac-Man of Borg: You will be dot-similated.
... I am Paulkeating of Borg: This is the assimilation we've had to have
... I am Peg of Borg: Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
... I am Pentium of Borg: Division is futile. You will be approximated.
... I am Pharaoh of Borg: *Why* is irrelevant.
... I am Q of Borg: I'm bored..
... I am Quark of Borg: Profit is irrele.. is irr.. No! I can't say it.
... I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be.. uh, I don't recall.
... I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated .
... I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
... I am Rubik of Borg: So, you like my ship design, huh?
... I am Seinfeld of borg: Whats the deal with resistance?
... I am Senile of Borg: Prepare to be.. What was I talking about?
... I am Shaggy of Borg: You shall be groovy.
... I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou shalt be assimilated.
... I am Sharon Stone of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant!
... I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
... I am Skywalker of Borg: So, Ben, what do I do now ?
... I am Slappy of Borg: Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
... I am Smiley Face of Borg: Nice days are irrelevant.
... I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
... I am Socrates of Borg: You shall be.
... I am Spike Lee of Borg: If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist.
... I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
... I am Spock of Borg: Resistance is illogical.
... I am Tarzan of Borg: You will be AAAEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO!!!
... I am Taz of Borg: RRRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
... I am Ted Turner of Borg: You will be colorized!
... I am Troi of Borg: Do you want me to assimilate you?
... I am Troi of Borg: How does assimilation make you feel?
... I am Troi of Borg: Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
... I am Tuvok of Borg: I will read while assimilating you.
... I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
... I am Vader of Borg: Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
... I am VR of Borg: You will be simulated!
... I am Wakko of Borg: You will be.. WOW, look at all that food!
... I am Wayne of Borg: You will be assimilated. NOT!
... I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
... I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
... I am Windows of Borg: Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
... I am Windows of Borg: Your patience will be assimilated!
... I am Yakko of Borg: Today's moral is:It's good to be assimilated!
... I am Zimmerman of Borg: Turn me off after assimilation
... I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
... I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg: I think I'm in the wrong universe.
... I'm Sigmund Freud of Borg: You were Assimilated as a child !!
... I'm Slappy of Borg: En-uff with the assimilatin' already!
... Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
... Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
... Oprah of Borg: Why did you assimilate your husband?
... Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in the wall
... Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
... Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
