habe gerade in einem forum einen genialen thread gefunden, den ich euch net vorenthalten möchte. da man sich in dem forum anmelden muss, um mitlesen zu können, hab ich mir mal die freiheit genommen, die texte rauszukopieren.
Haven´t you ever asked yourself what´s Jesus been like as teenager ? i mean, there is lots of fuzz about his birth and then there is that temple and priest story of when he was about 9 but except for that there is no talk in the Holy Bible about Jesus as kid .....there he comes again out of a sudden, doing miracles and healing people till he fucks off aged 33 only. and in between ? i think he´s been a difficult kid and spent all these years in rehab of Betty Ford Clinic.
I think he spent most of his teenage years masturbating like virtually every other teen in the history of mankind.
Probably trying to decipher all the shit in his head.
he was in india.
Didn't he kill a kid accidently when he was young with his "powers"? And then some Rabbi comes along and teaches him how to use them? It's funny, it just sounds so modernly contrived, as if Jesus was a jedi.
hmm. i bet he was molested by a rabbi.
I think he was in India, learning how to build hotrods.
He was in India masturbating.
Jesus was probably like most teenagers:playing videogames,hiding behind school yard to smoke cigarettes and drink some beers with Paul,Peter,...he's the one who first made'em smoke pot,and he learned how to masturbate to them too,he's the messiah,you know...
I think he was inzane. I think he was just one of those nutties (hospitals full of them) who think they´re jesus. The only difference: he was first and people believed him! Conclusion: when jesus was a teen he acted like he was some kind of god. Freak.
he was kept as white slave by some company turning water to wine.
jesus came over on the mayflower with columbus to spread christianity to the huegnots. he domesticated the chicken, also. which made the last supper... which is supposed to be called the FIRST supper... as in thanksgiving (what we now call it) and at the first supper, there were no indians... just a bunch of guys watching football. and the whole crucifixtion thing... no. that was just an old-world form of rotisserie. and he never was resurected... he just had a really bad hangover... "man, i feel like i just got resurrected or soemthing!"
then lived out his life as a roadie for peter, paul, and elizabeth I. (elizabeth was later kicked out and mary replaced, after jesus died)
yeah right. I think you guys are lyeing. Jesus was like, that guy. He wore his sun glasses at night and shit. And he worked at some shity job but he baught a comero and all the chicks dig him. ANd so he'd go from club to club fucking them all and that water to wine thing was just a party trick. I know all this cuz I asked this dude at work who knows Jesus. I raps and his crew is called "the apposles" and they're symbol is the jesus fish. THAT'S what's really going on. When you see one of those comeros with blue neon lights under the tires, that's Jesus. His shity job is workin for the man, you know, his old man, buildin houses and stuff.
He´s often been abused by his Dad. and had a minority complex due to his very small penis.
isn't that what john 3:13 says?
irgendwelche eigenen theorien?
Haven´t you ever asked yourself what´s Jesus been like as teenager ? i mean, there is lots of fuzz about his birth and then there is that temple and priest story of when he was about 9 but except for that there is no talk in the Holy Bible about Jesus as kid .....there he comes again out of a sudden, doing miracles and healing people till he fucks off aged 33 only. and in between ? i think he´s been a difficult kid and spent all these years in rehab of Betty Ford Clinic.
I think he spent most of his teenage years masturbating like virtually every other teen in the history of mankind.
Probably trying to decipher all the shit in his head.
he was in india.
Didn't he kill a kid accidently when he was young with his "powers"? And then some Rabbi comes along and teaches him how to use them? It's funny, it just sounds so modernly contrived, as if Jesus was a jedi.
hmm. i bet he was molested by a rabbi.
I think he was in India, learning how to build hotrods.
He was in India masturbating.
Jesus was probably like most teenagers:playing videogames,hiding behind school yard to smoke cigarettes and drink some beers with Paul,Peter,...he's the one who first made'em smoke pot,and he learned how to masturbate to them too,he's the messiah,you know...
I think he was inzane. I think he was just one of those nutties (hospitals full of them) who think they´re jesus. The only difference: he was first and people believed him! Conclusion: when jesus was a teen he acted like he was some kind of god. Freak.
he was kept as white slave by some company turning water to wine.
jesus came over on the mayflower with columbus to spread christianity to the huegnots. he domesticated the chicken, also. which made the last supper... which is supposed to be called the FIRST supper... as in thanksgiving (what we now call it) and at the first supper, there were no indians... just a bunch of guys watching football. and the whole crucifixtion thing... no. that was just an old-world form of rotisserie. and he never was resurected... he just had a really bad hangover... "man, i feel like i just got resurrected or soemthing!"
then lived out his life as a roadie for peter, paul, and elizabeth I. (elizabeth was later kicked out and mary replaced, after jesus died)
yeah right. I think you guys are lyeing. Jesus was like, that guy. He wore his sun glasses at night and shit. And he worked at some shity job but he baught a comero and all the chicks dig him. ANd so he'd go from club to club fucking them all and that water to wine thing was just a party trick. I know all this cuz I asked this dude at work who knows Jesus. I raps and his crew is called "the apposles" and they're symbol is the jesus fish. THAT'S what's really going on. When you see one of those comeros with blue neon lights under the tires, that's Jesus. His shity job is workin for the man, you know, his old man, buildin houses and stuff.
He´s often been abused by his Dad. and had a minority complex due to his very small penis.
isn't that what john 3:13 says?
irgendwelche eigenen theorien?
Ich hab nichts gegen Menschen als solche:
meine besten Freunde sind welche,
aber
meine besten Freunde sind welche,
aber
